I got a name tag!

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 09/08/2015 at 22:10 • Filed to: jake the pilot of a chevy dealership

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I haven’t even been at this dealership long enough to get a full paycheck and already I’ve been moved to a better position and given a fancy nametag. I’m rather pleased.

TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/08/2015 at 22:13

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This should have been your name tag:

ETA: Picture removed because it may have been in bad taste. I apologize if I offended you.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheHondaBro 09/08/2015 at 22:16

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Because everyone and their mother sees fit to spam oppo with personal shit so, fuck it, I’m gonna make a post about my car dealership job that I use to buy car parts for my car.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/08/2015 at 22:17

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selfie time?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/08/2015 at 22:18

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Always. I’m not sure I’ve ever posted my face on oppo before, come to think of it.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/08/2015 at 22:19

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outside of a post i did and this...it’s the only time I’ve seen a clear face from an Oppo lol

TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/08/2015 at 22:20

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I wasn’t trying to bash on you, I found the nametag I posted funny...

bryan40oop > TheHondaBro 09/08/2015 at 22:21

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PS9 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/08/2015 at 22:22

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Well now that you have, your cover has been blown. You don’t need to pretend to be poor anymore, relative of Mark Zuckerberg. Now put the honda away and show us your Bugatti.

Sir Halffast > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 09/08/2015 at 22:24

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Seriously, usually you can only see the dick clearly and the face is out of focus.

dogisbadob > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/08/2015 at 22:25

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Congrats on the ‘tag :)

Big Bubba Ray > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/08/2015 at 22:28

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This makes you a legit car salesman. My buddy who sells Toyotas does the same thing and I always give him shit for it haha

But really, congrats on the job.

Clown Shoe Pilot > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/08/2015 at 22:34

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Congrats on working at a Chevy dealership and NOT buttoning your shirt all the way up to the top.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Big Bubba Ray 09/08/2015 at 22:44

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So much writing. So... much... writing...

Not a salesman, though. I drive cars around and help out the service advisors, and take inventory photos. I get to drive some pretty cool cars around and “air dry” them after going through the automatic car wash.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > TheHondaBro 09/08/2015 at 22:45

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Ah, it’s all cool. Things have been hostile around here lately.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Sir Halffast 09/08/2015 at 22:46

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Well, I mean, priorities.

M54B30 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/08/2015 at 22:54

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I went to school in derby for like 2 years.

The more you know.

TheHondaBro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/08/2015 at 22:57

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Thanks. I’m sorry if that offended you.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > M54B30 09/08/2015 at 22:59

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I’m so sorry.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/09/2015 at 06:39

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driven many SS’s yet?

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > pip bip - choose Corrour 09/09/2015 at 09:07

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One, and it was amazing. I’ve driven quite a few Camaros with and without manual transmissions and honestly I like the Camaro less and less. Fun sports car but I doubt I would be able to stand dailying one.

MonkeePuzzle > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 09/09/2015 at 14:00

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ayuk yuk yuk